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whiteblackjesus:

internetexplorers:

when children do things and u just wanna murder them

like be children

(via pizza)

seventimes-serenity:

itsmemacleod:

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY ATE 112 MEATBALLS I THINK IM GONNA DIE

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY EAT 112 MEATBALLS??

(via unescapable)

your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

(Source: alxbngala, via unfollovving)

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

(via unfollovving)

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

image

(via unescapable)

thetowndrugdealer:

Bloody Mary isn’t scarier than seeing my own reflection in the mirror, sorry

(via unfollovving)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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